During our usual sex romp at the kaaba in mecca last night allah overshot his sperm quota. –allah swallowed 0.0007 ml extra sperm and must be punished! What do you suggest as the appropriate punishment for allah for swallowing too much of my cum during our saudi sexcapade? A] force allah to wear a long black dress under the hot arabian sun B] cut off allah’s hoof C] give allah 20 lashes D] stone allah to death. These punishments may sound extreme, but they are things allah himelf has ordered done to MANY people for over a thousand years.