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Category: Religion (Page 1 of 2)

-allah HAS SINNED AND MUST BE PUNISHED!

During our usual sex romp at the kaaba in mecca last night allah overshot his sperm quota. –allah swallowed 0.0007 ml extra sperm and must be punished! What do you suggest as the appropriate punishment for allah for swallowing too much of my cum during our saudi sexcapade?…

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This one might make people angry…

I don’t understand religion. I was raised a Baptist. My dad used to be a preacher. I still go to church with him almost every Sunday. I just don’t get it though. I’ve always been told that our religion is right and every other religion is wrong, but isn’t that what everyone thinks of their own religion?…

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Fucking Faith Healers

Fucking Prosperity piece of shit hustlers. Some of the most vile creatures to ever walk the earth. Never Sorry, Willfully scamming, and/or ignorant arrogant little cocksuckers who actually think God made them special. I grew up in a family that believed it.…

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Morality and Common Sense. Where do they come from?

People bother me.

Tell me this, if there was no religion, what would be the point of being “good”? Where would “morals” come into play? These aspects were created because if you lived a humble and self-giving life, you would in turn be rewarded in the afterlife.…

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St. Joseph, Thank you for Prayers Received

St. Joseph, Thank you for answering our prayers, for finding our home in Pittsburgh, and for help and graces received, being blessed with safety, love, success and prosperity.

Dear St. Joseph, head of the most perfect household, foster father of Jesus and guardian of His mother Mary, I confidently place myself and all my concerns under your care and protection.…

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Why?!

I go to church but I’m frustrated because I see so much division, groups and gossip about each other. That is a place where you’re supposed to be kind and concentrating on the sermon, praise, and class, I’m angry at you for being so passive.…

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LGBT

So, I’m Jewish and questioning my sexuality…I think I might be lesbian, or bisexual, and the one person I thought would be more supportive said their feelings are valid, but basically, try to overcome it. Like, great! No, I didn’t have a plan to marry a girl and risk being cut off from my community.…

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dirty fucking Muslims Islam is a demons religion

At this fucking rate we’ll all be dead unless our clueless fucking leaders get their heads out of their asses and see we are all being slaughtered by these asshole pig Muslims. They are fucking Muslim even when people say they’re not because they are doing bad things.…

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BROINES

The reason this is in the religion category is because it’s getting so large I mean why do you like it it’s like a middle aged man who still loves teletubbies. Here’s how to ruin your day

STEP 1: search favorite movie/video game/hero/celebrity/book character
STEP 2: add pony to the end
STEP 3: cry

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A simple request

Would someone please film himself inserting a Duck Commander whistle up his ass and farting into it? That should piss off that Duck Dynasty dipshit.

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