I was raised by relatively normal parents. I was molested when I was 10. It was a very pleasant experience! I started masturbating soon afterwards. My parents found out what happened – all of it. My memories of my whole life were erased by a hypnotist.

30 years later, I came down with dissociative identity disorder (multiple personality). My core personality woke up along with several alternate personalities. The alternate personalities were from the hypnotist botching it up a few times

Imagine – going to sleep when you’re 10 and waking up 30 years later in an adult body and missing out on childhood, teenage years, and college. All because a few people couldn’t handle a kid masturbating in the privacy of his bedroom.

I sincerly hope the next person who wakes up from hypnosis like this kills the hypnotists responsinble for fucking up kids like this.

I’ve decided to fill my life with hate for hypnotists who cause multiple personality in people and coming up with the best jokes possible – here’s one! Why is child porn illegal? It teaches adults how much kids like sex.

I don’t believe in Buddhism, but if there is reincarnation, I’m going to ask to be raised by women child molesters!