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I HATE MATH TEACHER

I FUCKING HATE MY MATH TEACHER HE IS CANCER

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  1. Ephraim Sanders

    Holy shit! You have Richard Cancer for a math teacher? That guy’s a total psychopath!

    I used to mow his lawn in middle school. Well, until one time he tells me that he is going to have to start paying me in teeth. I thought he was just messing around. Then, he throws me a half pint mason jar filled with human teeth.

    I say “Whoah man! Where the fuck did you get all these teeth?! There must be 50 or 60 damned teeth in here! One adult only has 32!”

    He just tossed his head back and laughed maniacally. So I said “Listen asshole, this fucked-up arrangement isn’t gonna work for me!” And I walked away from the biggest business deal of my life.

    I held on to the teeth until a guy I know bought them off me. He’s a witchdoctor and needs them for dental rituals.

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