Wouldn’t you know it, I could read and reread an email about 15+ times and still fuck up the request. Good one, dipshit. It doesn’t help that this person can hardly write coherent sentences in English and they have bolded, multi-colored fonts in several sizes with different highlights in multiple locations, etc. essentially turning the message into a fucking Picasso painting.
But I’m the one at fault for not reading the email correctly. Fuck this shit.